They say 90% of all Land Rovers Manufactured are still on the road.
The other 10% have reached their destinations.
Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket.
Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted?
So that the driver cam make tea while waiting for road assistance.
Why do Land Rovers always drive in convoy?
They are playing 'Who's the Weakest Link?'
When you drive on a toll road, you get these yellow emergency phones next to the road. Stop and look closer. On the phones there are emergency numbers: police, ambulance, doctor and Land Rover Service.
Q: What do you find on pages 4 and 5 and the Land Rover User Manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: When the driver wears Nikes.
Q: What do you do if your Landy gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge inside the car.
Q: Why do the latest models have rear window demisters?
A: To keep your hands warm when pushing.
Land Rover has a special this month!!
If you buy one, you get a dog for free!! Then you do not have to walk home alone.
Not mine. Came from disco3.com. :mi7:
